o it has been nearly a month now since I started my new job. Things are going quite well and I am more convinced than ever that the change was definitely over due and for the better. I did get an instant message yesterday from HR saying that one of the background checks that they routinely perform as part of the hiring process came back "not clear" in the US and they asked me to "speak to that". I told them that since I have no idea what they are talking about I would not be able to do so. I also suggested that any further communication that they have with me concerning the matter should probably be in writing.
Well I spent an agonizing day and night worried about that and what they had found or who they might have me confused with. So this morning, more or less overcome with anxiety I decided to purchase a criminal record check on myself from the myriad of online services to see if I could find what they were looking at. I ended up using an outfit called IntegraScan. For just $12.95 they were able to identify EVERY ADDRESS I HAVE EVER HAD FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS! They also pointed out that I didn't have a criminal history. Later in the day, HR came back and said that the matter concerned a speeding ticket and once again asked me to "speak to it." I told them, "Guilty, guilty, guilty!" Geeze! Whereas it is frightening that that much information is available about each of us online 24/7 to anyone with a credit card, I was relieved to know that filling out my address history for my Canadian Permanent Residency application was now going to be a great deal easier!

The Fall of Lillo Brancato





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